I'm armed, finally

 It has been at the core of my wish list for yonks. But thank the crafty heavens at ASOS for bestowing upon me the nearest I will ever get to owning THAT Vivienne Westwood armour ring.

However not so many thanks, dearest ASOS, for injecting the ring into your '20% off new season brand' 12 ruddy hours after purchasing at full price - darn. 

The medieval vibes this bad-ass ring channels coerce me into coveting a jousting session - or is that just me?